I’ll get in my car
Drive it faster than I
Ever did before.
Head out west until I finally
Reach the shore.
"Yeah, I understand what you’re tryna’ say," Xavier whispered as he looked down to the telly before looking up to Noah with a soft expression. "You said you didn’t want to fall in love with me if I were to be a prostitute..but what if I wasn’t? Like..when you buy me out, what happens?"
"I’ve already bought you out…." Noah admitted quietly. "So you’re all mine now, and I’d like to think that you and Parker and I would make a cute little family." He whispered. "I was gonna go out tomorrow and pretend to pay for you, but I did some research and found your pimp while you and Parker were hanging out."
"A lot of people chooses to be a mime in public, that’s why you know what a mime is." She said. Bailey blinked several times as she heard his words and almost yelled at him. "Y-your daughter? Are you married?"
"You know….. you really didn’t have to pretend to be a street mime to impress me. I already find you impressive. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to calm down." Noah said as he laughed, trying so hard to stop. He was laughing so hard that it hurt.
"No. Not married. Very very single. I adopted Parker as a birthday gift to myself…." Noah smiled.
"The first time, yes it does hurt but that’s your partner’s job to stretch you out and make sure you’re ready for it" he whispered softly before looking up at him "it’ll turn in to pleasure once you adjust but I’ll never force you into it"
"I….I don’t know Lou. I just…" Noah’s eyes started to water. He felt like crying because he couldn’t give that to Louis. "I’m sorry. I d-don’t think that I can do it."
please follow my new baby aka my new muse oliver
i need some help with thinking of a URL. the current URL i have for the new blog is remembxringsunday. idk if i like it. i could just do my muse’s name, oliverthompson, or i could do something like like noah’s with an adverb before the name. idk. oliver’s little about page is here. could you guys help me come up with ideas?
Disclaimer: These are technically SFW, however as they are innuendos they can be interpreted however you want… have fun!
- "It’s so big!"
- "Are you sure it’s going to fit?"
- "You’re being too rough."
- "I’m not fragile, you don’t have to be so gentle."
- "Wrong hole!"
- "I’m dripping wet."
- "Don’t get it in my hair."
- "It won’t stop squirting."
- "Bend over."
- "I’m never getting on my knees for you again."
- "You’re really hitting the spot."
- "Yes! Yes! Oh Yes!"
- "You’re going to break me."
- "Are you sure two fingers is enough?"
- "Take it."
- "Is that it?"
- "That didn’t last very long…"
- "I didn’t know it would get that hard."
- "Just put it in!"
- "Right there."
- "Who taught you how to aim?"
- "Hit it really deep."
- "We might as well go out with a bang."
- "What’s that pressing against my back?"
- "I got it in my eye."
- "Harder… no, faster."
OMFG AMERICANKXDS DEACTIVATED CAN I CRY
amxricanrxjxcts when i finish this other blog tbh